Boy, I really know how to have fun. . .
If you want to know what makes me laugh until I cry, try reading this page, which is what you get when you translate my page into German using Google's translator, and then translate it back again. A sample (from this post):
Some suggest a Zuendungsquad Artabkommen for judging. Summarize: on a Zuendungsquad let load only some the members their rifles. Nobody on the Zuendungsquad knows whether their rifle has a rifle bullet or a free area. So none can be safe that they killed the poor hybrid, which they accomplish, which more probably forms it that they shoot it real, instead of, "inadvertently" to miss. The arrangement, which is suggested for the judges, is that you appoint 14 judges, only 7 of their notches counts (after the coincidence drawn) -- and nobody knows, which notches counted. He says, that would not solve the problem, and suggests instead of that we do not use only judges from countries in the competition.