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I don't know about you,

I don't know about you, but I watched the Oscars for about ten minutes. After suffering through Tom Cruise's speech, which sounded like the live version of the painfully earnest essays people write to get into film school, I thought "I'd pretty much rather be doing anything else" and went off to finish my taxes. Luckily, Cintra Wilson has suffered for all of us by sitting though the entire thing and producing a summary that is vastly more entertaining than the original.