April 29, 2002
From the desk of Jane Galt:If you've ever watched any
If you've ever watched any movie, you know that all arch-villains must reveal their evil plan to someone prior to executing it. Well, I'm a little short on time, so I'm just going to post it here, 'kay?
Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a news reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say.These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Any fellow arch-villains looking for the handy service that helped me with my proposal can check it out here.
Those looking for my evil wardrobe planner, can seek help here.
Oh, and future subjects of my dark Realm who wish to get in with the winning side on the ground floor can drop a little -- membership application -- in the handy tip jar at left. Those who wish to apply for positions as minions or henchman should make their membership application extra enthusiastic, if you know what I'm saying.
Posted by Jane Galt at April 29, 2002 1:15 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound links