Asymmetrical Information

James Lileks is trying to

James Lileks is trying to make me hang myself.

Oh, sure, he acts all innocent, like all he's trying to do is write about his dog. Bah! I say, and Bah! again because it felt so good the first time. What Lileks does, of course, under the guise of producing his daily bleat, is write about dogs so beautifully and completely that there is nothing left to say about doggishness except that Finnegan appears to be the coolest dog ever in the entire universe and also makes me laugh like a child.