May 13, 2004

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Public service announcement

Last night I had something of a rite of passage in New York: first roach in my new apartment.

Lest you think I'm the sort of filthy creature that tolerates vermin in her kitchen rather than clean it properly, this roach was an interloper that followed us into the apartment as we came in. And technically, it was not a roach, but a waterbug, which is a New York City term of art for a really huge, disgusting cockroach. (See, Palmetto Bug).

The problem with apartments is that no matter how clean you are, somewhere in your building there is some verminous lout, blithely unconcerned with the wriggling things flitting about his abode, who is breeding a small army of roaches to spread out through the pipes as summer arrives. My apartment has been, for the first five months of occupation, vermin free, which is a good sign. If I want to keep it that way, however, it appears I must Take Steps.

Luckily, having grown up in New York City, I am well versed in the lore of roach combat. Unlike my mother, who arrived here from a small town in upstate New York, where the only people who have roaches are the sort of people who don't take out the garbage for weeks at a time, and litter their yard with broken appliances and other trash. The discovery that she had COCKROACHES was so emotionally devastating that she very nearly did not recover. And she, of course, had no idea what to do about the disgusting creatures.

There are still a flood of such people into our urban areas. And so, as a public service, I thought I would offer some tips for successful roach extermination.

1) Do not leave anything edible where roaches might find it Unfortunately, for roaches, "edible" is a very broad category, which apparently includes soap. You need not go so far as to lock the Camay way each evening, but you should do a thorough scour of your cupboards. Anything which is not in a sealed container -- bags of flour, open boxes of raisins, jars of jam with little bits of dried goo that have dribbled down the sides, etc. -- should be either put in tightly closed tupperware, or in the refrigerator. (Putting your flour and sugar in the refrigerator also keeps them from getting flour bugs or sugar ants, a common hazard in apartment buildings). Tupperware, canisters, etc. must be kept clean on the outside.

2) Take your garbage out every night, and twice a day in the summer This will seem impractical to many of you, as indeed it is. Put your organic garbage in a plastic shopping bag, tied with a twist tie, in the freezer, or the fridge if you don't have space in the freezer. If you live in New York, where there are conveniently located trashcans on every streetcorner, just grab your baggie on the way to work and deposit it in the nearest municipal garbage can. This seems extreme. But the best way to keep roaches out of your apartment is not to give them any reason at all to be there. Spending an extra $20 a year on garbage bags is well worth it.

3) Wash your dishes as soon as you're done with them Whoa, what a drag. But not as much of a drag as turning on your lights and hearing things skitter. Note to dishwasher owners: a dishwasher filled with unrinsed dishes and left for a few days is a roach's idea of Lutece.

4) Sluice down the counters and sweep the floors every night You'd be amazed at how little roaches can live on.

5) Put out roach traps Combat is the preferred brand of New Yorkers. People with waterbug or palmetto bug problems should use the extra large size. (Guess what I'll be stocking up on tonight?) These should go EVERYWHERE, but especially in areas that have either food, pipes (roaches travel along them), or sheltering darkness for your six-legged enemies: in cabinets, behind the fridge, behind the toilet, under the sink . . . don't forget to put one (tastefully hidden, of course) near your doors and any windows that border either a terrace, or the street. A roach's first step into your apartment should be its last.

6) Put down boric acid in every crevice I have no idea why it works, but it's great roach prevention. Keep it away from any areas that pets or children might come across it an consume it.

7) Get your landlord to call the exterminator And don't be put off by assertions that there's nothing to be done.

8) Bug bomb the apartment when you go away for vacation By the time you get back, the smell will have dissipated, and so, hopefully, will the roaches.

9) Buy a gekko This is somewhat extreme. Clearly, it won't work for those who don't like lizards, or have pets, such as cats, that will try to kill the gekko. But they are remarkably effective at getting rid of your roach problem, if you're willing to tolerate occasionally finding a lizard perched on your shower head. Myself, I'll take a nice clean lizard over a filthy old roach any day -- though I'm not really at lizard-buying point yet.

I myself have been lax on enforcement of some of these edicts, lulled into complacency by the previous absence of vermin. Now, however, I am preparing for Total War. And I thought I should offer my advice to newer city dwellers, who may have been told by fellow citizens that there's nothing to be done about roaches. You never really win the war against bugs in a city -- but contrary to the assertions of many city dwellers, you can fight them to a draw.

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Comments

> If you live in New York, where there are conveniently located trashcans on every streetcorner, just grab your baggie on the way to work and deposit it in the nearest municipal garbage can.

I thought that it was illegal to deposit household trash in a public trashcan.

Posted by: Andy Freeman on May 13, 2004 12:04 PM

I have the occasional, recklessly daring "palmetto bug" venturing into my house in South Texas, but my cats (four, all carefully sheltered, indoors cats) have so much effecient fun, stalking, maiming, and torturing them, it is hardly neccessary to much else, other than the basic stuff--- taking out trash, keeping food in tightly-sealed containers, rinsing dishes, etc.

Posted by: Sgt. Mom on May 13, 2004 12:17 PM

It may be, but that doesn't stop all my neighbours from doing it. So many things in New York are illegal that one can't reasonably expect anyone to follow all the laws.

On the other hand, I'm hell on policing up after your dogs.

Posted by: Jane Galt on May 13, 2004 12:23 PM

Just wait until you get your first mouse. When I lived in the East Village, that was a bi-weekly event.

It is amazing I did not get the plague.

Posted by: Luke on May 13, 2004 12:33 PM

I suggest finding a DIY bug store and picking up a container of Demand CS. It's about $50 a bottle here in Florida (where palmetto bugs are large enough to carry off small children as well as miniature poodles). I have a pump sprayer that I can apply it around the baseboards, but for counter tops, I simply place a dime sized drop in a plastic cup, fill it with water, then use a sponge brush to dab around the edges.

You will be ant, cockroach, and silverfish free for at least 6 months.

Posted by: Marble on May 13, 2004 1:48 PM

Marble forgot to mention that palmetto bugs are FLYING cockroaches. You haven't lived until you've had one dive-bomb you! (Another Floridian.)

I love geckos though my favorite is the tokay. They sing. But if you think cats are bad for getting into things...

Posted by: Kathy K on May 13, 2004 2:44 PM

Yes, if the palmetto bug flies into your house, then the bug spray won't help.

I suggest a large mallet instead.

Posted by: Marble on May 13, 2004 2:49 PM

I live in the tropics, so cockroaches are everywhere (there's no winter to kill them off). I haven't had one in my apartment in months. Everything Megan says is true, but it can also help to seal up ingress points. If you have piping going into walls, stuff steel wool tightly into the gaps and cover with spackle. This will also keep mice at bay.

I don't need to buy geckos. They're indigenous here. And I have adored lizards since I was a kid.

Posted by: David Gillies on May 13, 2004 3:43 PM

"6) Put down boric acid in every crevice I have no idea why it works, but it's great roach prevention. Keep it away from any areas that pets or children might come across it an consume it."

I have the answer to this!! (so excited) Cockroaches breath through their "skin" When they are completely covered with Boric Acid (which they have had to walk through because you have put it everywhere their scurrying little legs will take them) it covers there skin and it does not come off in water. They suffocate to death.

I actually like seeing the occational mouse in my apartment. It is a sure sign the building doesn't have rats. And it give something for the Kitty to do.

Posted by: Kate on May 13, 2004 3:48 PM

I'll second the comment on cats. Our one experience with household cockroaches in the Northeast US (I've lived in FL and Panama, so I have to qualify that) made my one cat's day. A cockroach popped his head out of the drian of the sink, my wife saw it, grabbed the cat, and put the cat on the edge of the sink. The cat took one look, thought "brown and crucnhy" and proceeded to supplement his diet. Every morning thereafter, he would be found on the sink, waiting...

Posted by: Jonathan Hurley on May 13, 2004 3:49 PM

Please don't combine ideas 5-8 with #9- geckos and other lizards can die of pesticide poisoning. Ive been an amature herpetologist for years and seen too many pets die this way. On a lighter note, chameleons(the African type) are a gas to catch flies with, you can walk around with one on your finger and sort of 'point and click'- or maybe it's 'lick' in this case.

Posted by: Bill Beyer on May 13, 2004 3:51 PM

Yep, down here in Florida the roaches are so numerous that we just learn to live with them. If one flys into your face so what, just slap it off. We wake up with them on our pillows eyeing us impatiently -- they eat the wax out of our ears and the crust off our eyelashes as we sleep. I caught one and put him in a jar and fed him succulent pieces of garbage, he is huge now, I will enter him in a contest.

Posted by: Josh on May 13, 2004 4:02 PM

Also try natural diatomecious earth. It's safer than boric acid.

http://ighawaii.com/naturally/naturalanimal/de.html

Posted by: Cobb on May 13, 2004 4:15 PM

>The problem with apartments is that no matter how clean you are, somewhere in your building there is some verminous lout

So you're renting at the UN?

>On the other hand, I'm hell on policing up after your dogs.

Amen, sister. Giant breeds playing banker is hella grotesque. Got on myself, and I never go anywhere with him without two poo bags.

Posted by: hbchrist on May 13, 2004 4:26 PM

Denver is looking PRETTY NICE right about now ;)

Posted by: Noah Yetter on May 13, 2004 4:33 PM

I once got a $50 fine for throwing my household trash in a wastebasket on the corner. Not recommended.

Posted by: Ken Silber on May 13, 2004 4:57 PM

We have had so little trouble with insect pests since moving from Chicago to Milwaukee that the first thing I thought when I saw a rite of passage in New York: first roach was that you had smoked a joint down to the stub end.

Posted by: triticale on May 13, 2004 5:28 PM

One other point is to not leave any water lying around. Ie, mop up any spills, and don't leave pans "to soak" overnight in the sink. No food and no water will discourage most cockroaches from moving in.

I very occasionally see scout cockroaches from other apartments in my building; I just have to be careful of leaving food and water out for a week or two, and can avoid any invasion. (I don't need to go to heroic measures like emptying the trash daily.) One advantage to living in a lower density area than NYC.

One downside: cicadas. I heard a few tuning up this morning.

Posted by: PJ/Maryland on May 13, 2004 5:33 PM

Triticale,

If you are living on the fashionable East Side, you need to watch out for millipedes and possibly silverfish. I lived on Prospect Ave for 5 years, and the millipedes gave me the shivers.

Posted by: hbchrist on May 13, 2004 5:45 PM

Close all drains and open them only when you are running water. I live in DC and no matter how clean my place is, I can't control what my neighbors are doing, so it was only after catching one coming up through my sink did I discover that it was the roaches' primary entryway.

My building is exterminated every month, and still They Live On. They're probably immune by now.

Posted by: Missy on May 13, 2004 6:27 PM

"Denver is looking PRETTY NICE right about now ;)"

Oh sure, no cockroaches! All we have are mosquitoes... and West Nile virus! Nature is a Mother!

Posted by: jt on May 13, 2004 7:04 PM

Also effective are the plug-in things you can buy at Home Depot. They just stay on all the time and don't seem to bother our cat. We had waterbugs in the West Village -- hours of amusement for the cat. I'd actually see the giant antannae sticking out from under the wall lightswitch cover. But when we arrived in Brooklyn we only had tiny cockroaches, far too small to a cat used to hunting big game.

Posted by: Amy Langfield on May 13, 2004 7:52 PM

I once woke up with a palmetto in bed with me. I heard the crackling of its shells or wings or whatever, and thought it was static from the radio. I reached over and turned the radio off, but the crackling continued. Then I saw him, in extreme closeup mind you, trundling across my pillowcase. I flicked him off and chased him into the bathroom, where he was explosively dispatched by one of my stylish cap-toed Oxfords.

I love telling that story!

Posted by: Brian on May 13, 2004 8:02 PM

Suggesting a cat to a known dog lover may be stretching her good graces a bit...but I can also testify that cats are a highly efficient organic insecticide. My folks' basement used to get 2-3 very noisy crickets per week, all summer long. Fourteen years ago, they brought home a kitten; end of cricket problem, and a notable reduction of the spider problem. Moths and flies are also fair game, if they wander within striking range. Sure, unlike conventional pest control methods you gotta clean a litterbox once a week or so, but when's the last time you ever heard a can of bugspray purr?

As for flour bugs (grain weevils), although a bag can become infested by free-roamers, their eggs actually come in the flour -- there's no practical way to isolate them, and do note that an old bag of pasta may hatch just as readily as an old bag of flour (or any product based on raw flour, such as Bisquick mix). Supposedly the eggs can be killed by placing the flour product in a freezer for a couple days.

At any rate, storing ALL flour-based items in tupperware containers is a great idea even in very clean dwellings, because in the event a product self-infests, the weevils may crave variety and bore out of the sack to see what the buffet line looks like.

Posted by: anony-mouse on May 14, 2004 4:39 AM

Is this more of an apartment problem than anything else? I live in Florida, have no bug problem and am not exactly the tidiest guy around, but it's a house.

Posted by: Ross N. on May 14, 2004 6:50 AM

What's the size requirement for "a really huge disgusting cockroach"? I saw one that was 3 or 4 inches long once, scurrying across the floor of a spotlessly clean electronics factory in Malaysia.

Posted by: markm on May 14, 2004 7:34 AM

If you actually saw one close to 4 inches, I'd say it qualifies. Very few cockroach species get anywhere near that large. Though they always seem to look bigger than they are...

Posted by: Kathy K on May 14, 2004 10:22 AM

You realize, of course, that by killing those roaches you're just escalating the cycle of vileness. Sorry.

Waterbugs. Yeah, those things freak me out. Just the thought of them crawling around in the dark gives me revulsive shudder syndrome.

Don't leave your clothes on the floor either. And Missy is right: keeping your drains (bath, shower, sinks) closed when you're not using them is both necessary and easy.

Posted by: Sebastian on May 14, 2004 10:26 AM

Ross N., in most places in Florida "I've never had a bug problem" really means "I havne't seen any of the thousands of cockroaches that I share my home with."

Some years ago, a (south) Florida paper sent out a roach inspector to houses whose owners claimed they'd never seen a roach inside. On average there were several (over ten, but I forget exact numbers) thousand cockroaches there). The great majority can happily live without crossing your path. IIRC a lot of them just sleep out of site during the day and spend the night outside (where tasty cockroach food is never far away).
Many years of pesticides (the state is virtually drenched in bug killers of various kinds) may have beaten them back, but I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Michael Farris on May 14, 2004 5:41 PM

My most unpleasant NYC cockroach experience was finding one scuttling up the inside of my garment bag as I was packing for job interview. :-(

One of the things I most looked forward to in moving to a house in suburbia was to escape from the waterbugs. At least once a month or so while we lived in NYC, my wife (who had a real job while I was still post-doc'ing) pulled me out of bed early to remove a waterbug that had gotten trapped in our bathtub. (They presumably got there though the ventilation grate on the wall over the tub.) I got to be good at scooping them up in a paper bag and dumping them out the window into the alley; they're too big to squish. Though they stopped freaking me out after a while, I never accepted having them around. Meticulous removal of any possible roach food from the kitchen is definitely the strategy I consider most effective for encouraging them to haunt someone else's apartment.

Posted by: TomP on May 14, 2004 11:00 PM

To ALL GECKO LOVERS, please help !!!!

I have a different spin on this discussion. I have lived with roaches and hate them, but I am absolutely terrified of the little pod of geckos I have discovered that spend time outside my door each evening. It's too the point where I won't go outside.

I have tried turning on a light far from my house in the hopes they will pursue insects there, but there's a crack in my wall which they must be living in.

I have discovered that most people like them and living in Arizona, I have to find a way to deal with them. The gummy boards are out, as I don't want to hurt/kill them, but I just want them to go away!! They don't sell gecko repellants here.

I have had the huge disgusting American roaches indigenous to the state in my house, and although I freak out (and I do have pest control), a half can of Raid and my cat seem to take care of them.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I am thinking of sealing the crack. Will this help?

Geckophobe here. Thanks.

Posted by: Diane on May 15, 2004 2:55 AM

Cats vary in their interest or effectiveness. We had a female cat once in RI who loved to kill mice and chipmunks (aww!). She patrolled stone walls all day long and proudly brought her conquests home to lay at our feet. OTH we have a cat now, a male, who used to catch mice, outside, never inside, let them go, chase them, catch them, throw them in the air, chase them, etc., until one of us would save the poor creature and take to the woods. One night a mouse entered the house and ran in circles around the cat while he watched dumb-founded. I finally caught the mouse myself and flushed it down the toilet.

I lived in Hoboken, NJ, just across the river from Manhattan. We lived in a 3-family brownstone owned by an Italian immigrant family on the ground floor, and almost never had a roach problem, although we were plagued by hordes of mosquitoes (the NJ state bird) who robbed us of many a night's sleep. Our most serious roach problem ocurred when a fire house down the block called in an exterminator to clean out a roach infestation that probably resulted from the fire fighters' consumption of junk food while waiting for a call. The exterminator's efforts cleaned out the fire house by triggering a mass migration of roaches to the rest of the block, including our apartment. Only when the city closed the fire house and sold it were we free of roaches again.

Terminix.com has a "pest library" that describes various pests and how to control them, even without calling terminix. Closing up entrances seems to be key in all cases.

Posted by: jim linnane on May 15, 2004 5:12 AM

Those flying cockroach thingies don't seem to like coffee very much. For some reason back when I lived in Chicago they would crawl out of the pipes in my bathtub or toilet (!) which would catch me by surprise.

Posted by: Chris on May 16, 2004 11:54 AM

Hi Gecko phobe,

I don't know that there is any way to get rid of those geckos. I've learned to live and let live. They seem FAR more scared of humans and stay pretty much outside the house and on the walls, etc.

If you have cats they'll keep the gecko population down, but geckos are fast and they can slither into the tiniest crevasses around the eaves and under walls, etc.

As animals go the albino and banded geckos (which seem dominant around homes in this region) are pretty clean animals as most reptiles are. They don't really do any property damage or feed on your trash. They eat insects and and all those gross little tiny beetles that inhabit the wastes.

They want to stay as far away from you as possible and if you approach one it will scatter.

I can't think of too many ways too keep them away from your house. If they pop up inside your house (like the garage!) - don't freak out, as their just staying away from all that radiation and heat. If you find them in your garage, you may want to make sure your door seals are tight and your garage door is properly insulated around the frame (making contact with the floor and sides flushly)

Hope this has been some help. Geckos are just way too common out here to get them all.

Posted by: SDAI-Tech1 on May 17, 2004 2:00 AM

This discussion makes me very glad that I live in Canada. My skin is crawling just thinking about this.

Posted by: Nathan on May 17, 2004 3:04 PM

Thanks to SDAI - Tech1 for the response !!

I have been trying to make peace with them (the gecks), and even feel a little sorry for the creatures.

It helps to know they are more scared of me than I am of them. Funny, but some people are afraid of spiders and I have never been. I have been known to see one and just let it live in my house.

I think this is because I read Charlotte's Web as a child. So, I am telling myself that if they have a gecko on the Geico commercials, they can't be all bad. (not that I like those commercials or insurance companies at all)

Still, I will flip out the day I see one in my house, if it ever happens.

Thanks,
Gecko-phobe

Posted by: Diane on May 17, 2004 10:22 PM

I used to live in Arizona, where cockroaches actually live outdoors, so there's not such a big problem with getting infested with them unless you're really disgusting - they just roam in from time to time no matter how clean you are, especially if you live on the first floor. I also highly recommend keeping a can of Raid handy - highly effective, kills 'em in seconds when you douse them. This is particularly useful when, I don't know, you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of insectile scratching that is loud enough to actually wake you up and you find that it's a gigantic roach hanging out in your bedroom - not that that has ever happened to me! For other desert dwellers, Raid is also effective on scorpions (though not indicated as such on the back of the can) - that's another fun thing to find in your apartment!

Posted by: Nicole Griffin on May 18, 2004 10:02 AM

I grew up in South Carolina. The mere idea of Palmetto Bugs still gives me the heebie-jeebies (and fire ants were no picnic, either).

I live in Pennsylvania now and have two cats, so the only roaches I ever see are little ones, lying on their backs, squashed flat. One evening I saw a live one in the kitchen and screamed for my boyfriend to bring the cat. He came rushing into the kitchen holding my cat Pippin like someone rushing to a fire would be holding an extinguisher. It looked so goofy that I started laughing, and my boyfriend started laughing and dropped the cat, who just looked confused. The roach didn't enjoy the commotion and decided to leave on his own. Haven't seen him since.

Posted by: Kimberly on May 18, 2004 10:44 AM

It helps to know they are more scared of me than I am of them. Funny, but some people are afraid of spiders and I have never been. I have been known to see one and just let it live in my house.

If you ever wake up with a large, unseemly welt you didn't have in the morning, you might change your mind. Or if, like one of my sister's former roommates, you have moved into a place that suffers from near-infestation levels of large spiders and you wake up one morning with your mouth savoring the taste of a sirloin cut you never previously had before...

And if you don't know what a female black widow is, look it up (very distinctive shape) and then kill any you find indoors. NOT a good thing for you, a guest, or a housepet to be bitten by.

Posted by: anony-mouse on May 18, 2004 7:43 PM

The anoles that live in FL are voracious roach consumers, too, and those lizards can be found everywhere. I occasionally catch one and toss it in the house; they vanish into the walls and are seen about as rarely as their prey.

However, the bugs are only a minor matter. I've had three-foot poisonous snakes come up through the toilet before. Joy.

Posted by: Trebuchet on May 19, 2004 2:55 AM

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