(If you've already done all of your holiday shopping, you should scroll down anyway for the original poem I wrote just for this post.)
It's getting late, folks. The clock ticks, and still that perfect gift eludes . . . but never fear! Here I am, willing to shamelessly offer a list of more of my most favourite possessions, in the hopes that you will a) love me and b) buy it through my Amazon link, thereby earning me a paltry, but in my impoverished state significant, commission. Remember, if Christmas is anything, it's a time for crass commercialism! And who better to get your annual dose from than everyone's favourite capitalist, Aunty Jane?
(If you missed them, here are my earlier gift recommendations for books, cooking gear, and my amazingly awsome digital camera. Also, here's my book review page.)
How about one of my favourite things on the whole planet: my TiVo.
I love my TiVo with a passion seldom found in one so young. Or rather, I should say, I loved it, as it has recently departed us after four years of faithful service. I have been meaning to compose an epic poem on the topic, entitled "My Tivo has died, and I am sad"
My Tivo has died, and I am sad
Sad like the western wind when the sun goes down
Sad like the death of truth and the end of days
Sad as Priam, wailing for his fallen son on the Trojan plain.
No more is the merry smile of my Tivo's
Animated character, dancing through the boot-up sequence
No more is the proud "bling!" of my Tivo's
Thumbs-up signal, helping me to rate a programme I have liked
Or deliver my own, personal critical rebuke
To the makers of plastic-surgery based reality shows.
Gone is the quiet competence of its steady power light
My Tivo has died, and I am sad.
Oh, Tivo, we were one, you and I! Together we chose the shows I would watch
Me with my "Choose shows to record" and you with your ever-helpful
"Tivo's suggestions". Now I no longer know the simple, perfect joy
Of browsing two week's worth of Turner Classic Movies
Recording this, and this, and this--but never that--
With an imperious flick of my thumb.
Once my life was full of light and laughter
(And not canned sitcom laughter, either).
Once my daily routine was perplexed by the
Glad quandaries of having to choose
Among the too, too many wonderful shows
You had captured for my delectation.
Now you have left me
You have crossed the dark waters of forgetfulness
Your hum is stilled
Your light gone out
I have only a silver carcass to caress, aimlessly
While watching The History Channel and wishing
Wishing
That something else were on.
My Tivo has died, and I am sad.
No, really, it's that good. For the four blessed years we had together, I never had to watch whatever crap was on. I could pause live TV when I needed to get a snack or answer the phone, and pick it up seamlessly when I got back, with the added bonus of being able to fast-forward through the commercials. (Warning: some people apparently believe this is "theft". I say, if this be theft, make the most of it!)
Is Tivo better than ReplayTV or the ones you get from your cable or satellite provider? I thought so. I liked being able to rate shows, and then get suggestions from Tivo on shows I might like to watch; I found quite a few this way. I liked Tivo's guide function, which is better than Time Warner's, appears in a transparent box over the whole screen so you can keep watching, and lets you select future programmes to record while you're watching a show, which ReplayTV doesn't. I loved the "Wish List" feature, which I used all the time. It lets you set up not only shows to automatically record, but search on various parameters--Alfred Hitchcock or Liam Neeson, to name two of mine; other friends use it to record all the games of a certain sports team, or original Twilight Zone episodes. I also find it dramatically easier to use than the other recorders, and while that might just be because Tivo is what I've been using, other people say the same thing. The new models also let you hook up to your computer and play your music, or display your photos, through your home entertainment system.
But whether or not you get a Tivo, if you don't have a DVR, I highly, highly suggest that you get one of some sort. It really will change your television life. And it's a great gift.
The third item is my MP3 player:
I love my MP3 player. I love it's playlists, I love it's battery life. I love the way it is designed to fit perfectly in my hand, and can be operated with one finger while cradled in my palm. This makes it especially perfect for dozing, on planes or on the couch. It's design is so well-done that a left-handed friend picked it up and said, with surprise, "It's made for lefties?"; we both find it amazingly easy to use. It's sound quality is great, it's software is simple to use but feature-rich, and it's nice and light. It's also less expensive than the iPod, and if you're looking for snazzy design, it has a nifty base unit that both charges and transfers files, which lights up neon blue when the unit's in.
That's all for now; I've exhausted my supply of consumer electronics. But readers are welcome to comment, or write in their own gift suggestions for the difficult-to-shop-for. Here's Tyler Cowen's.
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Posted by: Crank on December 9, 2004 11:42 AMReplay does everything you say Tivo does except it doesn't give suggestions. Additional benefits of the Replay include 30-second commercial skip button and NO ADS while you are in pause mode. Also, they don't aggregate and sell your data.
Good article though. I might go buy a mixer. And your cranberry recipe from pre-Thanksgiving was the hit of my feast.
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Posted by: Picker of nits on December 9, 2004 1:01 PMoh, one other thing about the Replay which the Tivo might or might not also have is the "screensaver" where you can upload your own pictures. I love having my daughter's 100 best photos on a slide show. It's very cute.
I feel as passionate about DVR tech as you do. They'll have to pry my Replay from my cold, dead hands. Damn, I love that thing.
Posted by: megan on December 9, 2004 1:03 PMFar better ad copy for Tivo than I've ever see them produce for themselves, and I speak as a Tivo shareholder.
But I concerned about their current plan to introduce pop-up ads that appear during fast forwarding. Not only will this piss off consumers, it will make TV advertisers hate them (Tivo) even more than they already do...
Posted by: David Foster on December 9, 2004 2:27 PMI've got a Replay and two Tivos, and I like the Tivos better. They do have a 30-second skip, it's just an undocumented feature that you get through the grapevine like the Animal Style burger at In-and-Out. The sequence is select - play - select - 30 - select. The Tivo season pass is more powerful than the Replay way of recording every show by time slot, because shows move sometimes, and the wish list feature is also very very good.
The best thing about Tivo compared to Replay however is the video quality you get with the DirecTV combo unit, which takes MPEG off the air and records it on disk with no loss of quality at all. And dual tuners is also nice.
There's a lot of room for improvement in Tivo, but it's considerably better than the alternatives.
Posted by: Richard Bennett on December 9, 2004 2:50 PMHow did your Tivo die? If the hard drive failed, you can easily replace it with another one and bring your Tivo back to life.
If the circuit board fried, however... Well, I hear the coloring of the new Tivos is quite snazzy!
Posted by: Alvin Lau on December 9, 2004 3:44 PMyou know... one can build their own dvr machine (essentially just a very small pc with a big hard drive), download FREE softwere off the internet, and say goodbye to subscription fees and pop-ups. they come with remote controls, fit in your t.v. cabinets, and can be used as a second p.c. when you're not watching the boob tube. you can even use some parts from an old p.c. that's getting ready for the scrap heap...recycling for the entertainment junkie...
Posted by: henry on December 9, 2004 4:41 PMI love my TiVo too. I don't think I could live without it. If I had to choose between my Husband and my TiVo...I'd pick my husband, but only if he agreed to spend his days sitting by the VCR collecting programs for me to watch.
Posted by: Kate on December 9, 2004 5:13 PMhenry: I still don't think putting together a DVR from a PC is anywhere near as easy and straightforward as buying a TiVo, especially if you want to talk about free DVR software, but if you have any suggestions or guides I welcome being proven wrong.
The true advantage of TiVo has basically been that the interface and overall design of the unit is so good that it's totally accessible.
Posted by: Peter on December 10, 2004 8:22 AMHenry, if you're skilled enough to put together your own DVR, you should be earning enough to buy all the gismos you want.
Posted by: markm on December 10, 2004 9:58 AMJust another shot at Henry's comment, from someone who is more than capable of doing all that he described: In the real world, average people neither have, nor WANT, the ability to do so. Seriously. You might find one or two potential converts here and there, but people who know how to build a DVR device or other variant of Home Theater PC are usually already doing exactly that. The rest want a fire-and-forget device like the Tivo.
Posted by: anony-mouse on December 11, 2004 3:56 AMI own a RePlay 5060, and love it. The main reason I bought it over Tivo was that at the time Tivo couldn't get program guides any way other than via modem, and since I don't have a land phone line, it would render the Tivo useless. I believe Tivo now can get the guides via a broadband connection
One of the things I really like about RePlay, though, is an opensource program called DVArchive. It's Java based, so it will run on anything, and it sets your computer up as a virtual RePlay, letting you save shows to your PC and then stream them back to the RePlay, or save them as MPEG's.
I'm pretty sure the RePlay does the transparent guide thing, although I never watch TV anymore. Because I have an older model, it also has the automatic commercial skip feature that newer RePlay's don't.
Posted by: Mad Anthony on December 11, 2004 10:59 AMI too have a Rio Karma and it is simply THE BEST HANDS DOWN. You should add that it plays every format, is compatible with every on-line music download service (that I have tried at least), it updates its software automatically, it allows you to use it as an extra hard drive for files, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Garth on December 13, 2004 9:02 AMallright- it's not as easy as walking down to the local megamart and buying one, but it is an interesting option- especially when you consider that you can put as many or as few features you want in it (including things tivo can't do).
but i do concede that it is not for the average couch potato...
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