April 21, 2005
From the desk of Jane Galt:This is cute, and one hates to quibble, but feeding one's pig dynamite will not, in fact, make the pig explode. That's why those people using dynamite on television have to light a fuse and all, instead of just forcing a pig to eat it.
Posted by Jane Galt at April 21, 2005 2:30 AM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksI wouldn't have gone with "cute." "Surreal," maybe. "A bad metaphor," certainly...
You ever notice how if you look at a screen of a certain color for a few seconds and then look at a white screen you see the opposite color. For example look at a puke colored green screen and then a white screen you see a puke colored red. Just sayin'...
My prediction:
Comments on this post will make it self-evident why there are few working conservatives in areas where saying and writing funny things makes you money.
Yeah, but can you imagine the looks on their faces at the pig roast later?
(snork!)
Actually, dynamite is known to go off without actually being set with a fuse. There's a significant risk with storing dynamite because of the danger of spontaneous combustion. (Thankfully there are ways to prevent this.)
See Giblet's last comment in the thread, for an authoritative answer to the difficulty.
Yeah, but will swallowing the BS that Professor Cole dishes out cause moonbats to explode? Might be entertaining to watch. ]:-)
He kinda glosses over the part where the dynamitologist insists it can all be blamed on the neighbor kid and his secret plan to put a big bucket in his yard and enter the hotdog business. But it is funny.
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