September 17, 2005
From the desk of Jane Galt:Finally, someone asks a Supreme Court nominee the important questions
1. If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
2. Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
3. Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
4. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about...your mother.
5. Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Pina Colada Song, also known as Escape.
From this blog.
Posted by Jane Galt at September 17, 2005 6:28 AM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksJudge X responded:
1. "Objection, leading question!
2. "Well Yes but I must explain that while erotic it was not intimate, I did have this female vice principal at my Christian High School who was oh so hot and she gave me swats one day.....Ooooh Baby. So I liked it just a little bit.
3. "Yes Senator, you look like our President on the flight deck of carrier. Is that a codpiece you are wearing or are you just turned on by the press coverage?"
4. "Cooking, Cleaning, and Correction
5. "Senator, I do not have a voice for song, so I must respectfully decline to answer this question as it would give wailing cats a bad name."
Good for you, Senator. Protect us from our unelected, unaccountable, radical, activist, replicant judiciary.
My Mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
BANG! BANG!
Actually a pretty cool blog for a kid who just turned 16...
Hey hey hey! It's not from some kid who just turned 16.
http://www.5ives.com/
Please! I'm still reeling from Roberts putting himself in Dianne Feinstein's shoes.
1. Hmmm...I'm not sure whether I have suitable basting agents on hand, but possibly two or three?
2. Depends on what the definition of "was" was.
3. Hard to say from the current perspective. If you were to put them back on, it would be very helpful.
4. Cash, Charge, Credit.
5. I'm afraid I left the lyrics in my other jacket. Will you settle for my broad repertoire of 'Dr. Demento'?
"1. If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?"
I could of course down three or four of the tasty little things, but that would be gluttony, and that's a sin. I think I would rather savor a single infant as a Saturday night candlelight dinner (with a nice chaser of puppy blood).
"2. Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please."
Define "erotically" ...
"3. Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?"
There's nothing un-senatorial about accentuating your basket, my good man. And may I permit myself the observation that from this angle, it seems to be a very fine basket indeed! grrrrr
"4. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about...your mother."
erotic .... spankings ..... that's about it
"5. Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Pina Colada Song, also known as Escape."
Have you no decency, sir? Have you no decency?
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