Do not wear slightly ridiculous, yet nonetheless beloved, Abercrombie and Fitch miniskirt near Alex, nor permit him to see pictures of same.
Posted by Jane Galt at April 30, 2007 10:13 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksThis thread is useless without pictures
The real test is the smile. If Alex is getting a warm and welcome smile, and only pays attention to the skirt, well, we can now write off trying to contact Alex' non-existent character.
If there isn't a smile, Alex' attention belongs elsewhere anyway.
Just a thought ..
Reminds me of the old Garry Shandling gag about how clothes should come with expiration dates so people know when they're out of fashion.
A man notes not the woman, he is yet redeemable. A man notes not her body, he's hopeless.
Alan, do you have an attribution for that?
It's not the miniskirt (or shorts), but the legs behind it.
Wisely, Alex has added the following to his post:
UPDATE: Clearly this otherwise sound principle does not apply to you, Megan.
I concur.
No one exceeds the evil cruelty of a tease.
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