July 5, 2007

silhouette3.JPG From the desk of Jane Galt:

When life imitates satire

I don't want to laugh at Al Gore for having his son get arrested, which is cruel, and also, not actually funny. It would be even more unfunny had he been arrested for a clear unjustice, like simple possession, which is what I expected to find when clicking through to the story. However, as it turns out, he was arrested for a perfectly valid reason: he was driving like a lunatic.

No, I do not want to laugh at Al Gore and his sone. I do, however, want to laugh at the Reuters coverage of the event, which reads like an Onion story:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession on Wednesday after he was stopped for speeding in his hybrid Toyota Prius, a sheriff's official said.

Al Gore III -- whose father is a leading advocate of policies to fight global warming -- was driving his environmentally friendly car at about 100 miles per hour on a freeway south of Los Angeles when he was pulled over by an Orange County sheriff's deputy at about 2:15 a.m.

The deputy smelled marijuana and searched the car, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino. The search turned up a small amount of marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma. There were no prescriptions found, he said.

Gore was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and booked into the Inmate Reception Center in Santa Ana, about 34 miles south of Los Angeles, on $20,000 bail. Although he quickly identified himself as the son of the former vice president, Amormino said Gore received no special privileges.

Gore made bail and was released at 2 p.m., Amormino said. He will receive notice of a court date within 30 days.

The youngest child and only son of the former vice president, Gore has had previous brushes with the law. He was arrested in 2003 for marijuana possession and in 2002 for suspected drunken-driving.

In 1989, aged six, Gore almost died when he was hit by a car, and required extensive surgery and physical therapy.

A spokesman for the elder Gore said he was traveling and could not immediately be reached for comment. The one-time presidential candidate is one of the organizers of the Live Earth concerts taking place around the world on July 7. The concerts are designed to raise awareness of global warming.

I want to add a pithy closing line as hilariously funny as that story, but I'm afraid words fail me. How do you bring closure to perfection?

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Posted by: D on July 5, 2007 5:38 PM

pithy closing line? yeah, not from me...

but I can't resist:

"Fly High, and get Great Gas Milage! All in a Prius!"

on the more serious note: from somebody that has to drive the heck across town every month to get a physical prescription from my doctor, because I pay attention to everything and can't focus on one thing... and from somebody that has to divulge everything but my blood type to wal-mart so I can unclog my sinuses using an OVER THE COUNTER DECONGESTANT!!!

faugh, guys like this just make them tighten the laws, even though the law doesn't seem to apply to guys like this... so lock him the frell up and figure out who he got the stuff from and revoke their frickin' license...

hmmm, perhaps I'm a little bitter on the subject? :eyeroll:
D

Posted by: anony-mouse on July 5, 2007 6:20 PM

Although the Prius will readily do 100mph and then a few, it ironically ceases to be an "environmentally friendly car" at that point -- as with all vehicles moving at high speeds, once you exceed about 45mph the wind drag becomes a substantial impediment to motion, and fuel economy drops proportionate to further increases.

Posted by: Conor Friedersdorf on July 5, 2007 6:24 PM

Is it just me, or does it seem rather weird to drive that fast on a holiday like the Fourth of July, when traffic cops are out in force, and you've got a bunch of illegal contraband in the car?

Posted by: Jim Henley on July 5, 2007 6:27 PM

I don't understand why the article finds it odd that Gore would have prescription drugs on hand but not "prescriptions." Once you get the bottle, you don't generally tote the documentation around.

Given his history, it's not a stretch to guess that Gore III has been in constant pain since childhood, not unheard of among supposed drug abusers. Given Tipper's history of depression, he may have "earned" his anti-depressants too. Some of what he's done in his life is self-medication then, not atypically for chronic pain and depression sufferers.

None of the above excuses the reckless driving, though. If we could get to the point where society blames him more for the reckless driving than the pills we'd be better off.

Posted by: A.S. on July 5, 2007 6:54 PM

I don't understand why the article finds it odd that Gore would have prescription drugs on hand but not "prescriptions." Once you get the bottle, you don't generally tote the documentation around.

Don't you think what is meant is that the prescriptions don't exist?

Posted by: Parker on July 5, 2007 7:12 PM

And usually the prescription is referenced on the bottle label - and you DO usually keep them in the issued bottle...

Posted by: D on July 5, 2007 7:20 PM

"Don't you think what is meant is that the prescriptions don't exist?" -A.S.

while we could be selling the punk short, generally when you have such prescriptions, you keep the bottle with it's indications with you. Especially if you are travelling, you need them for just such circumstance. If you have a little baggy with pills? Yeah, you're going to have to tell it to the judge...

"it ironically ceases to be an "environmentally friendly car" at that point " -anony-m

Say it isn't SO! You mean that Al the III might just be using the car as a token environmentalist? Shocked! I am Shocked!

OK, OK, so I'll turn down the glee... I'm sure normally he's happy with the great milages, and how it isn't adding to SoCal smog.

I think I'd cut some more slack, but really, how many peopole believe that this sort of thing isn't just going to go away? He pays some lawyers, they make some pleas, and no skin is off the nose... sucks to be him, at the moment.

Posted by: falkoyn on July 5, 2007 7:27 PM


Hmm, do you think he was just trying to keep the people in LA from suffering because, at 2 a.m., the smog level is getting low and there might be people out there starting to have Smog Withdrawal? Just like his old Pops, he's a man who thinks of his fellow citizens first, to endanger the Gore family repurtation as the Greenest Family in the Land of the Free (Mega Energy Using House, jetting all over the freakin place to be the modern Paul Revere and warn of Globale Wurming).

Frankly, any prescriptions I've had have my name, doc's name, etc., all on the label of the bottle. Police don't say a werd after looking at that, they just hand it back and the matter is closed. Maybe he was a tad arrogant? A Chip offa de ole Block?

Posted by: Klug on July 5, 2007 7:32 PM

I'm amazed at the fact that the Prius can do 100. (I'm not surprised that someone in SoCal is doing 100 mph. Seems to me that CHP is completely toothless or has given up entirely.)

My little car gets all funny anywhere around 85 mph. I can't imagine what 1) it must be like to moosh on the gas pedal to get a Prius to go 100 mph and 2) what that must be like in the Priu, shakes and shudders-wise and 3) what the MPG meter must look like when you're doing 100 mph.

Posted by: purple on July 5, 2007 7:36 PM

It says a lot about you, Jane, that you see anything funny about this incident.

I'd like to remind you that both the president and the vice president have been arrested in the past for driving while intoxicated.

Posted by: alex on July 5, 2007 7:44 PM

Yep. I agree. Not funny. It was vaguely discernable as amusing if you REALLY REALLY wanted to find the topic amusing to begin with, but you completely lost me with the line that the kid nearly died when he was six and required extensive surgery. Hilarious.

More smart-talk, less sickly unfunny humor.

Later, squishyterian.

Posted by: Lou on July 5, 2007 7:54 PM

Um, for the above humor-impaired, I think that Jane found funny the article...which worked into the news report that a guy was speeding and had illicit drugs that:
1) He is driving a Prius
2) His dad is "a leading advocate to fight global warming"
3) His dad is an organizer of the Live Earth concert on July 7th. Said concert is a fundraiser for global warming.

So Reuters took the opportunity of his sons arrest for reckless driving and drug possession to pump up his Dad's global warming credentials...and ended with an ADVERTISEMENT for a fund raiser. Yup, that's funny.

Posted by: Will Allen on July 5, 2007 7:58 PM

I think most of our dui laws are stupidly draconian (entirely too much emphasis placed on catching and punishing someone who is caught for the first time while very mildly under the influence, and entirely too lax on the person caught, even on multiple occasions, while balsted out of his gourd), and there is no formal charge yet that Gore was impaired, people who drive 100 m.p.h. are behaving like utter and complete assholes, and should be treated the same as someone who walks down the sidewalk whole randomly squeezing off rounds from a firearm. No, I don't really care what physical/psychological problems they may have.

Posted by: Flynn on July 5, 2007 8:05 PM

Only someone who doesn't have a car would consider 100MPH in a modern vehicle "lunatic."

It really isn't that fast.

And for those concerned with the script bottles.... ever put pills in one of those day-planner boxes, so you remember what to take when? My wife has one of those in her car all the time.

Posted by: wph on July 5, 2007 8:18 PM

No one seems to have considered that this is young Albert's effort to raise environmental awareness by 1) showing that Priuses [Prii?] can go 100 mph, helping bring Prius Awareness to a new demographic, and 2) providing news outlet's the opportunity to talk about Global Warming and the important Live Earth Awareness expanding event this weekend, thereby further increasing Awareness. The Gores just give and give.

Posted by: Brad K. on July 5, 2007 8:38 PM

I noticed Klug's surprise that a Prius could do 100. I wonder if the car was direct off the lot, or had been modified.

30 years ago I was in the Navy. One of the men I worked with claimed that while living in California he had 'bored out' the engine on a VW beetle, so that it was severely over-powered. The patrolman that pulled him over told him he would not write the ticket, that 'we both know that car won't go that fast'.

What is surprising about the Al Gore III story, is the lack of mention of Paris Hilton. Here we have a copycat crime, a repeat of a high profile caper. AGIII appears to be trying to capture the parental and media attention that Paris won with her Southern California jail career. If the media keeps covering the shenanigans of rich kids, I expect to see more public nuisance arrests.

Posted by: Will Allen on July 5, 2007 8:39 PM

Flynn, the vast majority of people have about as much chance of operating a car safely at 100 m.p.h., if ANYTHING unexpected happens, as they have of shooting a 65 at Pebble Beach under U.S. Open conditions. Hell, most of 'em can't operate a car and a cell phone simulteaneously in a safe manner at 50 m.p.h..

Posted by: Klug on July 5, 2007 8:57 PM

Flynn,

I tend to agree with you that 100 mph isn't that fast. (the Autobahn, etc, etc) If this were Hwy 20 in Oregon between Brothers and Burns, I might even say it was necessary.

Nevertheless, in Orange County there seems to be a lot of people who feel entitled to drive >95 mph while everyone else is satisfied with 80-85. While I understand the impulse, I think that it's more than a little unsafe.

Posted by: Brad Hutchings on July 5, 2007 9:06 PM

This happened not 10 miles from my home, so my eyewitness account would end with:

"Deputies did not specify whether Mr. Gore was speeding in the carpool lane."

Posted by: Flynn on July 5, 2007 10:05 PM

Unsafe

This http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21753/ is driving like a lunatic.

Posted by: DaveW on July 5, 2007 11:19 PM

I carry *use as needed* medication in a small brass pillbox. It is small enough to fit in my suit pocket without a bulge. It isn't that unusual.

Somehow, I don't think that's what young Mr. Gore was doing.

That part by the reporter is poorly written: "The search turned up a small amount of marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma. There were no prescriptions found, he said." Does he mean they weren't in prescription bottles or that Gore doesn't have prescriptions for them? Surely he wasn't carrying them around in a ziplock bag.

In any event, it is...um, odd, that he has both Xanax and Valium. Those are both benzodiazepines and I seriously doubt one doctor would prescribe both of them to a single patient. And if he has 2 doctors prescribing them independently then he's likely committed a felony.

Posted by: Yancey Ward on July 5, 2007 11:52 PM

Purple,

Uh, Jane is laughing at how Reuters managed to keep working the global warming angle into every aspect of the story, and that is absolutely hilarious. Only the humor impaired could fail to see that.

Posted by: Person on July 6, 2007 12:25 AM

I used to have plastic bags of baking soda scattered throughout my car's cabin when traveling between cities. (Yes, really.) If I had gotten pulled over, that would have meant a LOT of unnecessary headache.

Posted by: Jane Galt on July 6, 2007 8:18 AM

Yes, Purple and Alex, that's why I explicitly said that I wasn't laughing at Al Gore, or his son. If Al Gore III has a substance abuse problem, that isn't funny; and if he doesn't, and has just fallen afoul of our nation's ridiculous drug laws, that also isn't funny. Too, driving at excessive speeds isn't very amusing, particularly if you are the person getting hit by ol' Leadfoot.

I was laughing at Reuters for the bizarre insertion of completely irrelevant details about global warming into the story. In what way is the fact that Live Earth starts this weekend reasonably related to the arrest of Al Gore III? I can't believe that either of you a) thought I was laughing at Al Gore III because you b) failed completely to notice the ridiculous tone of the story.

Posted by: Peter on July 6, 2007 9:37 AM

I used to have plastic bags of baking soda scattered throughout my car's cabin when traveling between cities.

Why?

Posted by: TW Andrews on July 6, 2007 10:16 AM

I think the article has to end with something about "a plea for attention from his environment-obsessed father."

Posted by: aaron on July 6, 2007 10:37 AM

Is a prius environmentally friendly at 100mph? I have a feeling it runs like any other passenger car--or worse--at that speed.

Posted by: Rob Lyman on July 6, 2007 10:45 AM

Is a prius environmentally friendly at 100mph?

Given that it's probably going downhill with a huge tailwind, I don't see why not.

Posted by: Person on July 6, 2007 10:53 AM

Peter: I used to empty large containers of baking soda that my parents had, into smaller packages. Plastic bags were ideal for this. I was kind of messy, and this was around the time I was in college, so sometimes instead of them being neatly packed away, I'd just toss them in the car when packing up in a hurry, and then I'd never take them out. (I'm lazy like that.) End result? Intercity voyages typically had bags of white powder visible. Hey -- if enough people did it, "I saw bags of white powder in the suspects car" would no longer be probable cause! ;-)

Baking soda is great stuff, great stuff. Enhances toothpaste, cures upset stomach, absorbs freezer odors, eliminates countertop stains, enhances shampoo, neutralizes acids, and many other things I can't remember off the top of my head.

Posted by: anony-mouse on July 6, 2007 3:06 PM

I'm amazed at the fact that the Prius can do 100.

Most cars these days can do at least 110-120 if they aren't fighting a strong headwind, and Car & Driver recently verified a too-good-to-be-true speed camera story by track-testing a Hyundai Sonata at something like 135. What's so amazing about a Toyota Prius with a 200HP drivetrain doing 100?

Shoot, I had a temp job in the Internet Sales division of a Toyota dealership right after the current-gen Prius was released, due to a previous employee in said division taking a store-owned Prius out for a joyride and then leading a police chase at speeds considerably faster than what AGIII is accused of.

Posted by: D on July 6, 2007 4:38 PM

"And for those concerned with the script bottles.... ever put pills in one of those day-planner boxes, so you remember what to take when? My wife has one of those in her car all the time." -Flynn

uh, well if any of the wife's pills are considered controlled or Scheduled drugs, like Adderall is [Schedule II], then she might want to keep some paperwork with her... because then you can resolve the issue at the stop, instead of being hauled in for nothing...
and yes, it does happen. even if the medication is innocuous like claratin as an OTC, it is better to have the bottle it came in. If you can show what everything is, the officer is much less likely to want independent confirmation... unless of course you have also been smoking something... then, you are still gonna tell the judge...

Posted by: lannychiu on July 6, 2007 4:48 PM

while the story is certainly quite amusing, it is not all that uncommon to be driving 100 on the freeways in OC between LA and San Diego.

I used to live in LA, and my wife's family was in SD and going between the 2 I would estimate that the average car goes like 85, and I would usually be around 90-95.

The roads are really straight, visibility is good, and driving at that speed isn't really dangerous.

I would venture to say that it is safer to drive at 85 than it is to drive at 55, and have lots of people trying to constantly drive around you.

Posted by: Will Cochran on July 6, 2007 7:28 PM

The elder Gore is presently fighting an addiction problem of his own; he is a heavy user of electricity.

Posted by: like, whoa on July 7, 2007 4:28 PM


Craziness. Al Gore III put other people's lives in danger. What's the chance that he'll actually be put in prison where he belongs? Or is that reserved for Paris Hilton?

Posted by: peter jackson on July 9, 2007 2:29 AM


Presuming Gore the Younger wasn't shit-faced =8^\ , there's nothing inherently wrong with him or anyone else driving around with drugs in their car. If the stuff he was carrying weren't illegal, would he have ever felt compelled to elude police at 100mph?

I'm sorry, the drug war is stupid. As is the system of prescribing drugs. So much cost, so little benefit.

yours/
peter.

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