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I'm about to make my

I'm about to make my first post with the new Blogger Pro! It's my birthday gift to myself, and I love it so much that I was inspired to write a poem about it, just like Will Warren, except without the talent.

Blogger pro, Blogger Pro
Won’t you help dear Blogger grow?
Those who use the blog machine
Must feed it with a taste of green.

Ev’s performed a mighty service,
But the banks are getting nervous.
Ere the creditors attack
Help to put it in the black.

If you want to be a pundit
Then, my friend, you have to fund it.
While sharing wisdom is a virtue
Paying for it wouldn’t hurt you.

Those who think Big Gov is awful
Mustn’t abandon TANSTAAFL.
If you switch, I think you’ll find
You love how Blogger Pro’s designed.

The interface has been improved,
Your small frustrations all removed.
There’s title fields and image posts,
(though not if Blog*Spot is your host).

Spellchecked entries saved as drafts;
Posts to future dates, times past;
And though he’s made it all so nice,
Ev’s charging but a bargain price:

A dime a day (more or less)
Can help make Blogger a success.
So you there! As you blog away
Won’t you help to make it pay?