November 10, 2002
From the desk of Jane Galt:Tee-hee: Bottom 50 Urban Legends:
Tee-hee: Bottom 50 Urban Legends:
If you eat Pop Rocks, then drink a whole can of Coke, you'll start belching napalm!American cheese is made from real Americans
This woman bought a dog in Mexico, and they told her it was a Chihuahua, but when she brought it home, she discovered that in reality it was a wire-haired fox terrier!
After the pet rock fad of the 1970s, thousands of New York mothers flushed the unwanted pets down the toilet and they made their way to the sewers and just kind of sat there, at the bottom, slowly eroding.
I bumped into the optometrist of the wife of an old neighbor of mine and he said that she said that she overheard her local deli owner talking about how people really shouldn't watch football this Sunday. I'm just saying better safe than sorry, right?
If there's an emergency on Death Row - like no electricity or something - some states have pits of hungry tigers as backup.
And best of all:
This buddy of mine who works in San Francisco - he knows this guy who worked for a DotCom company that wrote a business plan, broke even, cut costs, and is on the road to profitability!Posted by Jane Galt at November 10, 2002 07:11 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound links
A girl is babysitting and gets a call. The caller says, "I'm going to kill you." She calls the police. He calls again and says, "I'm going to kill you." The police call back. "We've traced the call. We warned him to stop harassing you."
Here's a really scary one:
A woman goes to Tijuana and meets a man. They have a very romantic evening and sleep together. The next morning, he gives her a present and tells her not to open it until she gets home. She gets home and starts to unwrap it, expecting a wedding ring. But instead there is a note that reads, "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MAGIC". And there's a picture of Doug Henning on it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: scott on November 13, 2002 05:32 PMDude, I hear that if you sit in front of your refrigerator at midnight and say, 'James Lileks' three times, he appears and replaces your PC with an I-Mac.
Posted by: George on July 29, 2003 12:00 PMComments are Closed.