Well, now that a variety of hollywood celebrities, including the guy who plays the President on TV and former cast-members of Benson and Dino de Laurentiis' version of King Kong have come out against a possible war on Iraq I am forced to reconsider my position.
In other news, dental surgery, hair replacement and breast implants increase reasoning ability.
The full-page ad placed by these folks in the New York Times today stated that "Iraq can be disarmed peacefully."
"We've got the United Nations doing exactly what they were designed to do -- what we want them to do," said Carroll, who also signed the letter. "For God's sake, let's take 'yes' for an answer and end this march to war."
To be fair, one of the celebs makes a passing reference to reality - Here's self-deluding pacifist and milquetoast M*A*S*H star Mike Farrell:
Mike Farrell, a longtime liberal activist, said U.S. threats to go to war if necessary to disarm Iraq may have been necessary to get Iraq to allow U.N. weapons inspectors to resume, but are now undercutting the inspectors' chances of success.
Apparently these folks can't make sense without a script. If we take their advice and publicly indicate our unwillingness to go to war, Saddam kicks the inspectors out. So then what? Make him watch their re-runs until he gives up the nukes? What "process" will be left to work?
Pretending that the threats implicit in our Iraq policy are ineffective sabre-rattling is having your cake and eating it too. The celebrities get to cleanse their conscience of the ugly business of projecting power against a violent thugocracy yet still claim credit for any positive results! Tastes great, less troubling!
Saddam Hussein has never paid attention to anything but the barrel of a gun and his own sick appetites. No amount of simple-minded faith will change that.
Oh, and Saddam has no connections with terrorism either.
Posted by Mindles H. Dreck at December 15, 2002 10:23 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksI was amused at first by M*A*S*H since I was a Korean war infantryman, but it soon grew stale. It depicted combat leader officers as kill-crazy idiots whose only joy was getting their troops slaughtered. Captured enemy soldiers were uniformly wise and understanding, and no American soldier had the slightest idea what we were fighting for.
Farrell and his buddy Alda got rich portraying real heros as monsters. Look at the life in North Korea today and tell me my time was wasted.
Nifty! With Mindles on board, we get to have national-level political topics again. (throws a bit thumbs-up)
Posted by: anony-mouse on December 16, 2002 05:00 AMWhat amazed me about some of those artists is that they held commissions in the United States armed forces! Very impressive double careers.
Posted by: Michael Tinkler on December 16, 2002 06:35 AMNow what do you expect from the Hollywood Intelligencia?
The phrase 'Useful Idiots' springs to mind. The aforesaid Media Stars may or may not be useful, but they sure are idiots.
I wonder who said that. Was it that short, bald, and bearded actor? He once had a gig in Petersburg...in a train station, no less.
Posted by: Charles on December 16, 2002 09:26 AMDid I miss something?
Aren't all these guys screen actors?
Where are the stage actors?
Does the mental capacity necessary to memorize an entire script all at once mean a higher order of intelligence?
I read the last link (The article connecting Saddam to terror) and had one thought:
If these links are verifiably true, why doesn't the US Government make them officially part of the case for war?
The government's few attempts to show Iraqi links to al-Qaeda strike me as half-hearted and tentative, which makes sense if there is a dearth of evidence.
The way I see it, the easiest way to get the whole country, if not most of the world, on-board with an invasion of Iraq is to demonstrate links to al-Qaeda. If these links can be shown to exist, they are the *strongest* argument for war.
It's easier to justify retaliation than pre-emption. Why rely on tenuous theories about what Hussein *may* do in the future if we can point to what he *has* done to *us* in the past?
So the question is, if the allegations of an Iraqi tie to al-Qaeda are true, and if those ties are strong enough to justify war, then why isn't the U.S. Government making these accusations the core of its argument for war? (Instead of a sideline for leaks and newspaper articles)
I suspect it is because either:
(a) The allegations are too hard to verify
(b) The government will indeed pull out this argument, with evidence to support it, at a later date shortly before they intend to actually invade in force.
I personally think that (a) is more likely than (c), but that's becuase most of what is mentioned in the article as evidence is "he said"-type allegations, and there are numerous other articles that counter most of them.
How are peons like us supposed to sort the wheat from the chaff? It's hard, and the presumption of innocence would probably win in the end. So most arguments are about a future threat, not about current or past links to al-Qaeda.
Posted by: Jim on December 16, 2002 05:57 PM'The way I see it, the easiest way to get the whole country, if not most of the world, on-board with an invasion of Iraq is to demonstrate links to al-Qaeda.'
The problem is that there's not much evidence, and what does exist is unhelpful at best. For example, the Al-Queda operatives in northern iraq: northern iraq is under control of the Kurds, not Saddam.
I'm all for booting the fucker out (thanks to Pollack's book), but playing up non-existant terrorists connections is just an example of how badly the administration has fumbled the case for this war. Pre-emption, made-up terrorism, useless "axis of evil distinctions": these people are supposed to be professionals?
Hello, hammer on Iraq with bomb = new Great Depression + barbaric human rights record. No need to invent new theories on warfare or make shit up.
Perhaps Pollack can replace Cheney?
Posted by: Jason McCullough on December 20, 2002 01:27 AMComments are Closed.