July 11, 2002

silhouette3.JPG From the desk of Mindles H. Dreck:

Bulletin from Al Qaeda

Memo to the hidden army:

I have never approved of titty bars, but I have been willing to make an exception for those of you who are about to go straight to heaven. I understand how hard it is to wait until after your operation to satisfy your thirst.

But if you simply must get a lap dance before carrying out operations, could you try not to tell the infidel ladies about our plans? This could seriously discredit us.

We wish your last days on earth to be...um..stimulating, but please try to keep the indescretions to a minimum. That's all I ask. Otherwise we will have to look at revising policy. Work with me.

Yours,

Sulaiman abu Ghaith

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One of the best parts of the article is the JWR "subscribe to us" bit at the end:

"Want to be kept abreast of news, as it happens?"

I'm sure no pun intended.

Posted by: susanna on July 11, 2002 06:30 PM

But Sillyman! Telling the infidel devil girls about our plans is the only sure way to get them excited about "doing" us. You want us to tell them we are cab drivers, for Allah's sake?

MTZ RESPONDS: I'll send you some money from our friends in Saudi. Wave the bills around and the infidel ladies will love you even if you tell them you empty port-o-san toilets for a living.

Posted by: Ahmed Abu Camel on July 12, 2002 06:57 AM

Be spendthrift with the infidel's coin, even unto indulgence in his besotten and malignant rituals of lust and pleasure that are anathema to Allah in His grace, praise Him. Your play in the infidel's temples of sin, your purchase of the infidel whores' "lap dances," shall be forgiven in Paradise, for Allah remembers his servants in jihad with eternal grace and the continuous tumescence of your temples of Muslim manhood bathed in the sweet lotions of virgins, praise Allah.

Posted by: Oglea Bin Lewdin on July 13, 2002 12:30 PM

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