May 03, 2004

silhouette3.JPG From the desk of Mindles H. Dreck:

boNObo

Well, Maureen may have thought so, but it turns out Bonoboization may not be a viable solution to the world's problems. At least as long as there are a few non-Bonobo around to spoil the fun.

Not that it doesn't have its attractions...

Posted by Mindles H. Dreck at May 3, 2004 03:46 PM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound links
Comments

Looks like Miss Dowd is suffering from a case of "Bonoboification".

Also, looks like Miss Dowd's ability to analyze the bonobo "scene" is about on a par with her ability to analyze the human "scene". She may have a promising career as an opinion columnist for the Journal of the American Zoological Association - you know, "All the armpit-scratching that's fit to document."

Posted by: Ed on May 3, 2004 04:12 PM

I guess we have to click on all those links to find out what you're talking about.

Posted by: Brian on May 3, 2004 05:45 PM

A blog virgin! We'll be gentle.

Posted by: "Mindles H. Dreck" on May 3, 2004 10:08 PM

Dowd of course also ignores that for bonobos, sex is used as a tool of social hierarchy. It is used as chimpanzees might use intimidation or violence, to assert hierarchy and place. Bonobos might also use sex to obtain material goods and favors, just as violence might be used in chimpanzees to obtain similar things.
Humans, of course, seem to be able to use both sex and violence to get what we want and to assert our social position. Does that make us better than either form of chimpanzee? No, just more flexible in our strategies for survival.

Posted by: Jared on May 4, 2004 12:42 AM

Heh.

Posted by: Brian on May 4, 2004 12:46 AM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I already know that the Dowdstress wants to restructure human society based on the model of some fucking monkeys...

Sorry, I am not swearing at the monkeys, I use the term in a descriptive sense. Because the way these primates, uh, copulate, strikes the Dowdy One as The Next Big Thing.

Okay... at least the theory makes more sense than Communism ever did.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna on May 4, 2004 02:23 AM

A diatribe against urls that 'have to be written out' (i.e. 'go to this cool site - http://www.newbie.org') ending in an undescribed hyperlink. 'heh' indeed.

Posted by: "Mindles H. Dreck" on May 4, 2004 05:53 AM

sounds like bonobo envy. bet dowd would still be at the bottom of that, um, pecking order.

Posted by: tee bee on May 6, 2004 12:32 PM

Comments are Closed.