The esteemed proprietor of Cronaca, David Nishimura, informs me that the statue shown in this post is (loosely) based on the Hercules Farnese (illustrating one of the benefits of a comment section).
Well, fine. Here's some more from the same place. What are these based on? And what are those rabbits doing?

(the pig is vaguely familiar - I thought maybe Bremen Town Musicians, but there was no pig ).
The pig is very similar to the logo for the BBQ restaurant, "Red, Hot & Blue". I can't say about the rabbits ... I know, I just can't say.
Posted by: MichaelW on July 8, 2004 08:34 AMI think those are actually long-eared pigs - which, of course, explains everything...
Posted by: Parker on July 8, 2004 09:25 AMThis photo is very upsetting. I can't put my finger on why - I think it's the pig. He looks quite evil.
Posted by: The Editors on July 8, 2004 12:32 PMNow you can own your very own guitar-playing pig for only $5 plus shipping.
Apparently you can also buy a pig playing a banjo, tuba, sax or cello.
Posted by: David M on July 8, 2004 02:00 PMI was going to make a nasty joke assigning each statue the identity of prominent rep pols, but you can fill in the blanks yourself...
Posted by: Begbee on July 8, 2004 03:27 PMMindles! You must be a neighbor. I live on Shady Brook Lane, just off Route 27, across from Lake Carnegie.
Somehow, in months of reading AI, I missed that you lived in the area.
And if you were keeping that a secret, sorry to "out" you.
Posted by: Jack on July 8, 2004 04:27 PMJack, we already know each other. I'll email you with details.
Funny.
Posted by: "Mindles H. Dreck" on July 9, 2004 08:41 AMOh dear -- is this turning into some sort of nightmarish art history test/contest?
Easy out, though -- I'll just repeat the magic words: "sorry, not my period."
Posted by: Cronaca on July 9, 2004 07:40 PMThat's a no-brainer. Marilyn Manson concert. The monkey is Marilyn.
Next question!
Posted by: Guest on July 13, 2004 04:24 AMComments are Closed.