April 21, 2005
From the desk of Jane Galt:This is cute, and one hates to quibble, but feeding one's pig dynamite will not, in fact, make the pig explode. That's why those people using dynamite on television have to light a fuse and all, instead of just forcing a pig to eat it.
Posted by Jane Galt at April 21, 2005 02:30 AM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksI wouldn't have gone with "cute." "Surreal," maybe. "A bad metaphor," certainly...
Posted by: Jamie on April 21, 2005 08:26 AMYou ever notice how if you look at a screen of a certain color for a few seconds and then look at a white screen you see the opposite color. For example look at a puke colored green screen and then a white screen you see a puke colored red. Just sayin'...
Posted by: scooter on April 21, 2005 09:42 AMMy prediction:
Comments on this post will make it self-evident why there are few working conservatives in areas where saying and writing funny things makes you money.
Posted by: mickslam on April 21, 2005 11:45 AMYeah, but can you imagine the looks on their faces at the pig roast later?
(snork!)
Actually, dynamite is known to go off without actually being set with a fuse. There's a significant risk with storing dynamite because of the danger of spontaneous combustion. (Thankfully there are ways to prevent this.)
Posted by: Phil Welch on April 21, 2005 03:37 PMSee Giblet's last comment in the thread, for an authoritative answer to the difficulty.
Posted by: LizardBreath on April 21, 2005 03:58 PMYeah, but will swallowing the BS that Professor Cole dishes out cause moonbats to explode? Might be entertaining to watch. ]:-)
Posted by: M. Scott Eiland on April 21, 2005 05:52 PMHe kinda glosses over the part where the dynamitologist insists it can all be blamed on the neighbor kid and his secret plan to put a big bucket in his yard and enter the hotdog business. But it is funny.
Posted by: Conservative Mutant on April 21, 2005 07:44 PMComments are Closed.