July 19, 2005

silhouette3.JPG From the desk of Mindles H. Dreck:

Could this vacation get any worse?

So, you decided to go to Cancun for vacation. You're stuck in a shelter with thousands of other people. You are lying in your boxers and tee shirt trying to think of some other place and time. Why the tropics in hurrricane season? If you were in your hotel room, you could be getting intimate with the lady next to you. Instead, You've got 5 square feet of space to yourself, and you're surrounded by sweaty, snoring humanity. Could this vacation get any worse?

Well, an AP News photographer could snap you...er...adjusting your package. And your colleagues back at the office could find the picture because it was distributed on the front page of a newspaper free at public transportation stops all around the U.S.

BONUS: check the editorial on p. 9 of the NY edition. It compares President Bush to Alfred E. Neuman, Joe Camel, Papa Smurf, Mr.Magoo, Tony the Tiger and Duck Dodgers!

Posted by Mindles H. Dreck at July 19, 2005 08:11 AM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound links
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