September 17, 2005
From the desk of Jane Galt:Finally, someone asks a Supreme Court nominee the important questions
1. If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
2. Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
3. Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
4. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about...your mother.
5. Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Pina Colada Song, also known as Escape.
From this blog.
Posted by Jane Galt at September 17, 2005 06:28 AM | TrackBack | Technorati inbound linksJudge X responded:
1. "Objection, leading question!
2. "Well Yes but I must explain that while erotic it was not intimate, I did have this female vice principal at my Christian High School who was oh so hot and she gave me swats one day.....Ooooh Baby. So I liked it just a little bit.
3. "Yes Senator, you look like our President on the flight deck of carrier. Is that a codpiece you are wearing or are you just turned on by the press coverage?"
4. "Cooking, Cleaning, and Correction
5. "Senator, I do not have a voice for song, so I must respectfully decline to answer this question as it would give wailing cats a bad name."
Posted by: j swift on September 17, 2005 10:00 AMGood for you, Senator. Protect us from our unelected, unaccountable, radical, activist, replicant judiciary.
Posted by: John Deszyck on September 17, 2005 01:30 PMMy Mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
BANG! BANG!
Posted by: dff on September 17, 2005 10:37 PMActually a pretty cool blog for a kid who just turned 16...
Posted by: Aquatic Rodent on September 18, 2005 01:23 AMHey hey hey! It's not from some kid who just turned 16.
http://www.5ives.com/
Posted by: Merlin Supporter on September 18, 2005 12:58 PMPlease! I'm still reeling from Roberts putting himself in Dianne Feinstein's shoes.
Posted by: Dave Schuler on September 18, 2005 04:25 PM1. Hmmm...I'm not sure whether I have suitable basting agents on hand, but possibly two or three?
2. Depends on what the definition of "was" was.
3. Hard to say from the current perspective. If you were to put them back on, it would be very helpful.
4. Cash, Charge, Credit.
5. I'm afraid I left the lyrics in my other jacket. Will you settle for my broad repertoire of 'Dr. Demento'?
Posted by: anony-mouse on September 19, 2005 01:19 AM"1. If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?"
I could of course down three or four of the tasty little things, but that would be gluttony, and that's a sin. I think I would rather savor a single infant as a Saturday night candlelight dinner (with a nice chaser of puppy blood).
"2. Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please."
Define "erotically" ...
"3. Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?"
There's nothing un-senatorial about accentuating your basket, my good man. And may I permit myself the observation that from this angle, it seems to be a very fine basket indeed! grrrrr
"4. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about...your mother."
erotic .... spankings ..... that's about it
"5. Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Pina Colada Song, also known as Escape."
Have you no decency, sir? Have you no decency?
Posted by: Michael Farris on September 19, 2005 03:54 AMComments are Closed.